~ Movies: The first 8(ish) minutes, reviewed. ~
“His reviews aren't anything, they're not funny, they're not scary, they're not dramatic, they are incomplete for no reason and they're not interesting. The reviews exist solely to ‘preview’ a film despite only watching it for 8 minutes.”
— Matt Forrester
July 11, 2026
Based on the trailer, I’m pretty sure the lung transplant doesn’t come through… yup she dead… at least they got to “eat pancakes and paint toenails and be sisters.” Definitely sad so far.
Now time for the disturbing part where the guy stalks her through the voicemails to her dead sister and then they fall in love despite how insanely creepy and disturbing it is.
📵📴/10
July 6, 2026
The sheep feel like life-like animated characters, which I guess they are. Not quite how real sheep would move, but real sheep also don't talk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seems like the sheep have some generational trauma associated with winter sheep, that probably won't come up again.
Isn't this a murder mystery? Nobody is dead yet
🐏🐑🐏🐏🐑🐑🐏🐐
June 6, 2026
🍿 Theater Popcorn Review 🍿Pretty good, although I'd just had a huge meal of delicious Pakistani food so I didn't eat a lot of it. But I did bring home the leftovers for later.
June 5, 2026
🍿 Theater Popcorn Review 🍿Not the worst and not the best. Still had some left at the end of the movie because it just wasn't that good.
May 23, 2026
I've seen it a dozen times
Immaculate filmmaking, great at focusing your attention visually
You don't often see people naturally switching between languages, it feels very natural. Or just great acting.
It's interesting that they name her Joy, which Waymond embodies and Evelyn strives for
May 23, 2026
Tense string instruments
Nothing like starting a relationship with a lie
Good acting
Overall pretty boring so far and none of the promised drama, but nothing overtly bad so that's promising
👰🏽♀️🧛🏻/💒
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