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8 Minute Reviews

~ A movie, reviewed based on the first 8 minutes. Give or take. ~

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August 16, 2025

The Lobster's First Eight Minutes — according to Dan

Why did she shoot the donkey??
Tranquilizers???
VO is kinda nice
At exactly 8 minutes he looks out the window at the "Loners" and it poses more questions than it answers. I'm excited to dive in.

🫏🔫👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔😞🏩⏳🧪🔫🔫❓❓🦞

July 25, 2025

Eight Minutes of Friendship

The perfect quote to close out the eight minutes: "You guys kiss each other on the lips?"

Where is this movie going? This marriage is doomed. She'll be getting back with her ex, and he'll be stalking Paul Rudd. It's a pretty straightforward romcom plot, but what sets it apart from similar titles like "My Christmas Miracle" is the witty, pointed writing, the meticulously detailed set design, the breathtaking stunts, and of course the award worthy acting. This one will go down in history. The only question is, will it turn out to be a psychological horror?

Tim Robinson does it again folks, I see another Emmy in his future very soon.

10/10

July 18, 2025

8 Minutes of Jurassic Park

I bet that mosquito is irrelevant, it's definitely the amber that's important.

Excited for this raptor they're talking so much about to cause some havoc.

🦴🦖🦕🦖🦖🩸

June 15, 2025

Final Destination Bloodlines

8 Minute Review:

Some bad shit about to happen.

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ / 5

April 20, 2025

Taken 2 — 9 Minute Review

I was going to skip the 8 minute review because nothing noteworthy had happened. Then at 9 minutes his daughter says, "you didn't even know I had a boyfriend, how'd you find me?" which hit pretty hard after just finishing the first movie. Maybe they're giving comedy a shot for this one but people were expecting action and that's why the reviews suck?

🔫🔫🤡 / 5

UPDATE

Yup, looks like they went with comedy. I'll definitely be going back to the car chase scene tomorrow for a good laugh.

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