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Dan's 8 Minute Reviews

~ Movies: The first 8(ish) minutes, reviewed. ~

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December 30, 2021

Don't Look Up — 8 Minute Review

seems like Earth is fucked, hope Leo did the math wrong, but he seems sufficiently nerdy so he probably didn't. The NASA guy is taking it seriously and bringing them out to DC, so maybe they'll figure out how to nuke it or something.

December 30, 2021

Scream 2 — 8 Minute Review

fantastically self referencial and funny. No murders yet, but ....Oh nevermind it was at the 8:30 minute mark

November 7, 2021

8 Minute Review of Dune

cool ships, lots of blue, lots of sand, jawline kid has a cool voice power that'll probably be important later. Peace has just been established so I'm a little confused where it goes from here. Spice seems cool though, where can I get some?

October 31, 2021

An American Werewolf in London 8 minutes:

a couple american kids with no maps find themselves in an inhospitable English pub. Obviously some of the pub patrons will be important to the movie. Hopefully the darts guy and the batlrtender play a big role

September 21, 2021

The Green Knight

How about Green Knight? I fell asleep about 8 minutes in but was not particularly impressed by those 8 minutes. Then again, I went in having absolutely no idea it was about king Arthur n shit

~ this is where it all started. the very first 8 minutes. ~

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